Jokes

It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and I will answer the question." So the teacher begins, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." The teacher says, "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Next, the teacher asks, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." "That's right Mary, you can go", says the teacher. Johnny is even madder than before. The teacher says, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy." "That's right Nancy, you may also leave", Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns around: "Now who said that?" Little Johnny answers, "Bill Clinton..Can I go now?"