Jokes

A man with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach when these three beautiful women walk past and notice him. One of the beautiful women felt so sorry for him and asks, "Have you ever been hugged?" The man replied, "No", and the beautful woman bent over and gave him a hug. Then the second girl askes, "Have you ever been kissed?" The man begins getting really excited and replys, "No, never!" and the girl bent over and gave him a kiss. Lastly, the third girl askes, "Have you ever been fucked?" The man got really excited and replys, "No, never, ever!" The girl replies, "You're about to be, the tide's coming in."