Jokes

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me two double vodkas." The bartender said, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for two more double vodkas. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"