Jokes

Ladies and gentelmen, hobos and tramps. I'm about to tell you a story that I've never heard before, so pull out a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free so pay at the door. One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys come out to fight. Back to back they fought each other, drew they're swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and saved the life of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are not true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.