Jokes

There were three guys sitting at a bar. The first guy looks over to the other two and says, "Guys, I'm hung like a mountain lion!" The next guy replies saying, "Well there son, I'm hung like a horse!" The third man chuckles and says, "Oh yeah! Well I'm hung like an elephant!" The other two guys begin to laugh and reply, "Yeah, we know you have a big nose, but that doesn't mean you have a big dick!"