Jokes

Once there was a red man sleeping on his red bed and covered by a red blanket and wearing red clothes. He woke up from his red dream and got out of his red bedroom, then went into his red bathroom and took a red bath and found the water was red. Then he put on his red suit and got out of his red house. He got into his red car and started driving in the red street, then he found out that everything there was red. The cars, people, cement and sky and suddenly a speeding red car hit him. Then a red ambulance came and took him to the red hospital, and there he saw all the doctors wearing red ropes and everything was colored red. Suddenly he saw a man coming from far away wearing green. The red man got very scared and shocked and so he asked him, "Why you are wearing green?" The green man said, "I just came from another joke."