Jokes

A college kid walks up to a bartender and bets the bartender $100 that he can put a glass in the opposite side of the bar and piss in it and get all of the piss in it. So the bartender, knowing that it was an easy bet to win, said ok to the college kid. Upon hearing the ok from the bartender, the kid whips out his dick and starts pissing. He pisses all over the bar. He gets it on everything in the bar, and I mean everything. The kid finishes pissing all over the bar and walks over to the bartender and hands him a $100 bill. As the kid starts to turn, the bartender asked the kid why he bet on such a stupid thing. The kid says, "Well, I knew I would be giving you $100, but I bet my friends over there $500 that I could piss all over your bar and you would be happy about it."