Jokes

There was a nun taking a bath one day. Suddenly she hears a knock on the door. "Who is it?" the nun says. "Blind man," the guy says. "I'm busy right now," says the nun.

Suddenly she hears another knock again. "Who is it?" says the nun. "Blind man. Hurry up!" says the guy. The nun thought since it was only a blind man, he couldn't see her.

So the nun gets out the tub and she's butt naked. She opens the door and the guy comes in. The guy says, "Hey nice body, where do you want me to put these blinds?"