Jokes

Little Johnny and Little Susie were playing in the sand box one day. After about 3 hours of playing, they both stood up and stripped to shake the sand out of their clothes. Little Johnny looked down and asked Susie, "What is that?" Little Susie replied, "I don't know." Then Little Susie looked at little Johnny and asked, "What is that?" Little Johnny replied, "I don't know." When Little Johnny got home he asked his mom what that thing between his legs was. His mom said, "That's your car." When Little Susie got home she asked her mom what that was between her legs. Her mom said, "That's your garage." After another day of playing in the sand, Little Johnny came home with blood all over the front of his pants. His mom asked what it was. He replied, "Well today as me and Little Susie were cleaning the sand out of our pants, she tried to put my car in her garage and the back tires wouldn't go in, so I cut them off."