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Becky, a popular cheerleader, is wakling through the school cafeteria when she notices a Freshman Cheerleader crying at a table. Concerned, the older cheerleader decides to help.
"Hey Suzie, whats the matter?" she says. "Oh Becky, it's stupid..my boyfriend is breaking up with me!" "Well tell me about it." says Becky. "It's like this..he wants daily hand-jobs, and I...I just dont know how to do it." says Suzie. Becky tells her, "OK Suzie, ckeck it out, this is how you do it, you practice on a ketchup bottle... you know...up and down." Becky mimicks with her hand. Suzies face brightens, she thanks Becky and leaves to show her boyfriend. The next day, Becky finds Suzie at the same table, crying. "Suzie whats the matter?" she asks. Becky looks up sobbing, with a dark, black eye. "I did just like you told me, I grabbed his pecker, and worked it like a Ketchup bottle and he hit me!" Beckys puzzled face prompts Suzie to show her how she did it. One hand clenched around an imaginary "bottle" the other smacking down on top of it.
"Hey Suzie, whats the matter?" she says. "Oh Becky, it's stupid..my boyfriend is breaking up with me!" "Well tell me about it." says Becky. "It's like this..he wants daily hand-jobs, and I...I just dont know how to do it." says Suzie. Becky tells her, "OK Suzie, ckeck it out, this is how you do it, you practice on a ketchup bottle... you know...up and down." Becky mimicks with her hand. Suzies face brightens, she thanks Becky and leaves to show her boyfriend. The next day, Becky finds Suzie at the same table, crying. "Suzie whats the matter?" she asks. Becky looks up sobbing, with a dark, black eye. "I did just like you told me, I grabbed his pecker, and worked it like a Ketchup bottle and he hit me!" Beckys puzzled face prompts Suzie to show her how she did it. One hand clenched around an imaginary "bottle" the other smacking down on top of it.
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