Jokes

A lady waits on a bus one morning to take her to drop off her baby at daycare before she goes to work. The bus arrives and as she is getting on, the bus driver looks at her and exclaims, "My God! That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!" In a furious rage the woman storms to the back of the bus and takes a seat by an older man. She tells the man what has just take place and how angry she is with the bus driver. The man, sympathetic to her, says, "Well, you don't have to take that from anyone ma'am. You go up there and give him a piece of your mind. Go ahead now, I'll hold your monkey for you."