Jokes

There were three men standing in the desert. One was Italian, the other a Texan and the other Mexican. The Italian man had a bottle of wine. He throws it up in the air and shoots it. The Italian says, "Don't worry, there's plenty of wine in Italy." Then the Mexican has a flask filled with Tequila and he throws it in the air and shoots it. He says, "Don't worry, there's plenty of Tequila in Mexico." Then the Texan has a can of Bud Light. He opens the beer and shoots the Mexican. He says, "Don't worry, theres plenty of Mexicans in Texas."