Jokes

There once was a blonde, brunette and a red head. They were all stranded on a deserted island. One day they were all walking along the beach when they came across a lamp. They decided to rub it, hoping a genie would appear and grant them three wishes. So they rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared saying to them, "I shall grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, you can all have one wish each." The brunette said, "I miss my family, my husband and my children. I wish to go home." There was a 'poof' and the brunette was sent home. The red head wished for the exact same thing and sure enough she was sent home also. When it came time for the blonde to make a wish, the genie asked her, "Why are you cying?" She replied, "I miss my friends. I wish they were here with me!"