Jokes

A little girl goes to her uncle and tells him, "Uncle Joe, can you buy me that doll house I always wanted?" He says, "All right, but on one condition, you have to give me a blow job." The little girl looks at him and answers shocked, "Uncle Joe, are you crazy, I'm not doing that." Uncle Joe says, "Well, there's no doll house for you then." The little girl thinks for a while and tells him, "Ok, Uncle Joe, I'll do it." She unzipps his pants and smells it and says, "Uncle Joe, this smells like doodoo." "What do expect? Your brother wanted a Go-Kart."