Jokes

A young couple were married and on their wedding day the groom presented his lovely bride with a huge diamond ring!Deeply moved, she smiled and asked, "Honey, what would you like for a wedding presant?" Without thinking he replied, "Well Sugar, I've never had a blow job". She blushed and said, "I'm sorry honey, but I fear you would lose respect for me if I attempted that." On their 25th anniversary the husband brings home a complete solid silver serving set for his soul mate. The bride again is just floored with his generosity and asks, "What would you like for your anniversary?" "Well baby, I've never had a blow job." "Honey, you know I love only you and would love to please you, but I fear you just wouldn't respect me for this." 50th anniversary rolls around and he buys her a new wedding set and makes plans to renew their vows in Vegas. After the ceremony, she clings to him and tells him how much she still loves him after the kids have grown and they are still so happy, then she asks, "What would you like for your present?" "Well baby, I've never had a blow job." he mutters. "Well Honey, after all we've been through, I think you deserve one." So they hit the hotel and she amazes him with her talants. He's laid back smoking and the phone rings. He snatches it up and answers, "Hello? Yeah she's right here." He leans toward his bride and says, "It's for you COCK-SUCKER!"