Jokes

There were three men in a forest. They heard a sound behind them and turnd around to see what it was. It was a group of cannibals! The cannibals chained them up over a flaming fire. One of the cannibals walked towards them. He said to the first man, "Death or roo-roo?" The man says, "Roo-roo." The cannibal walks up and fucks him in the ass. The next man is asked, "Death or roo-roo?" He lookes around and thinks to himself, "I don't want to Die, so I guess I'll take roo-roo." The cannibal walks up and fucks the second man in the ass. Then the last man is asked, "Death or roo-roo?" He looks around and says with a pleased look on his face, "You're not getting me in the ass, I'll take death!" Then the cannibals all walk up and fuck him in the ass and say, "Death-by-roo-roo."