Jokes

There once was a man walking on the beach when he notices a girl with no arms and no legs crying. The man walks up to her and says, "Excuse me miss, but why are you crying?" The girl looks up at him and says, "Well, I have no arms and no legs and no one wants to hug me." The man looks around, picks her up, gives her a hug and puts her back down and walks away. The Next day the man is walking by and he see's the same girl again, crying harder than the day before, so he walks over to her and says, "Excuse me miss, but why are you crying now?" The girl looks up and says, "I have no arms and no legs and no one wants to kiss me." The man looks around, picks her up, gives her a kiss and walks away.
The next day the man walks by again and there's the same girl but this time she's really crying hard. The man goes up to her and says, "Excuse me miss, but what's wrong now?" The Girl looks up and says, "I have no arms and no legs and no one wants to fuck me." So the man looks around, picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says, "Now you're fucked."