Jokes

There was a pickle, a cucumber and a penis. The pickle asked the cucumber, "How was your day?" The cucumber answered, "It was allright. I was almost eaten by a lady, but she put me back in the salad." Then the cucumber asked the pickle, "How was your day?" The pickle answered, "I was almost eaten by a man, but he put me back in the jar." The pickle and the cucumber asked the penis, "How was your day?" The penis answered, "Well, someone put a plastic bag over my head and thrust me in and out of a dark, stinky hole until I threw up!"