Jokes

An old man walks into a comedy club. After seeing the first comedian walk out on stage he pulls a gun and shoots him. He then proceeds to shoot the next unfortunate fellow rather than seeing his act. The third comedian walks out nervously onto the stage and says, "Are you going to shoot me too?" The old man replies, "Well, those first two strippers that came out were so ugly they deserved to be dead, but Lucky for you I'm the only Texan within miles looken for an overweight transvestite with potential, so dance on."