Jokes

A lady was sitting by the lake when a frog comes jumping across the water. "Save me, save me, I'm a magic frog. If you let me get in your purse, I will grant you three wishes, but there's a catch", said the frog. So she let's the frog get into her purse. She takes him home and let's him out. The lady says, "What's the catch?" The frog says, "Whatever you ask for, your husband gets three times more." "OK" she says. First wish, "Make me beautiful." Second wish, "I want 50 million dollars." "What's your third wish?" said the frog. She replies, "Give me a slight heart attack."