Jokes

A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it. He says, "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" The blonde replies, "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" says the cop. The blonde says, "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, I'll be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. He says, "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." The blonde replies, "Oh... We just got off of highway 119".