Jokes

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things. Number one, the bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. Number two, the bouncer is a blonde girl. Number three, I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Number four, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. Number five, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. She concludes by smugly asking, "Now, think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."