Jokes

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy", she yelled, "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to ten!"

"Very good", said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" asked the girl. "Yes, it's because your blonde." replied her mother.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy", she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today and all the other kids said up to D. But I said to G!"

"Very good", said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" asked the girl. "Yes it's because your blonde." replied her mother.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "we were in gym class today and we were showering. All the girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her shirt to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good." said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" asked the girl. And the mother answered, "No, Honey...it's because you're 24."