Jokes

Want some fun times! Heres the way: 1. While your friend is sleeping, carefully water down his mattress. (If he sleeps in a waterbed, just give it a few punctures) 2. Take an extension cord, clip off the cube-tap, seperate the wires, and strip the two ends, exposing about two inches of bare wire. 3. Wrap one end around his left big toe, the other on his right. 4. Stand near an electrical outlet, plug the poor unsuspecting soul in! This is a great ice breaker for your new roommate, etc. Cleanup is a bit, er, messy, but well worth the gag. You can be guarenteed that the victim will be impressed! And think of it: No retaliation! It's the perfect practical joke! And to think that nobody's posted it yet.