Jokes

A football fan is at the superbowl, wayyyyyy up in the upper deck of the stadium. At halftime he decides to take a chance and makes his way around the security guards to an empty seat down in front, right on the fifty yard line.

As he sits down, the fan says to the guy sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anybody sitting here?"

The guy says, "No."

The fan then remarks, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not use it?"

To which the guy replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't seen together since we got married in 1967."

"That's really sad," said the fan, "But couldn't you find anyone to take the seat? A friend, or a close relative?"

"No, they're all at the funeral."