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Two fireman were having fooling around in a smoke filled room when the chief walked in and said, "What the hell are you two men doing?"
One of the firemen answered, "This man has smoke inhalation, sir".
The chief replied, "Well, why don't you give him mouth to mouth?"
The other fireman answered, "How do you think we got started in the first place?"
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