Jokes

There was these two 8 year old boys playing at the river near their house. They noticed there was a naked lady bathing in the river and just stared at her. About three minutes later one of the little boys started to run. The other ran and caught up with the other and asked why did you start to run? The boy said Well my mom told me if i ever saw a naked lady i would turn nito a statue and i felt somthing getting hard so i ran.