Jokes

Q: One day three Men were arguing about who had the longest D**K. The first Man said: I have the longest one out of you two!...So he whipped it out, laid it on the table and it measured 5''. The other Man laughed and said: is that all you got? He pulls his out, laid it on the table and it measured 9''. The last Man said I have the longest one so he pulls his out, lays it out on the table and it measured 12''.

A: A gay guy walks by them and says: What? Is this a buffet?