Jokes

Q: A blonde goes shopping for shoes and bumps into a feminist.

"Hello" says the blonde "its me and my boyfriends non-anniversary this week end but I'm not sure how I'm going to go down on him"
The feminist responds "Try dropping a brick on his crotch, they love that!"

The next day the feminist sees the blonde again.
"Hey how the anniversary whatsit go?"
"Not very well" said the blonde

A: "I caught him having an affair so I told him, I was going to use this brick BUT now I'm not going to"