Jokes

Q: Bush was on one of his vacations in England, and decided to drop in on the queen. He asks her for advice on how to succesfully rule an entire country. She says, "I like to sorround myself with people of a high intelligence". Bush says, "well, how do ya know whether or not your people are intelligence?". She replies, "watch". She picks up her telephone, dials a number, and says, "Mister tony Blaire".
"Yes, your majesty". "If my parents have a child which is neither my brother nor my sister, who is it?". "Why, it's me, of course". "See?", she says to bush.

Later on, Bush returns to the states and decides to see if his people are intelligent. He calls up pat buchanan and says, "Hey pattie, if my parents have a kid, and it's not my bro or my sis, who is it?"
Buchanan replies, "Hmmm, I don't know. Let me ask my good friend, Dick Cheney".
So, Pat calls up Cheney, and says, "Hey old friend, can i ask you something?"
"Ask away", Cheney says.
"If my parents have a child, which isn't a sibling, who is it?"
"Ummm, well ya dumb ass, it's me".

About a week later, Pat Buchanan calls up bush and says, "well after a lot of thought, i've figured it out. My parents have a kid, and it's not a sibling, who is it. Well, it's Dick cheney.

A: Bush replied "No, dumb ass, it's Tony Blaire!"