Jokes

A guy walks into a tavern, and he sees a donkey over by the bartender. He goes up to him and says, "Hey, whats the donkey for?" The Bartender says, "Whoever can make him laugh will get 50 bucks". The guy goes into the back room with the donkey, ten seconds later, he comes out laughin' sooooooooo hard, you could hear it from across the street. The bartender looks at the guy with an open mouth and says, "Wow, what did you do?". The man says, can't tell ya, but i wants my moneyz". "I understand, says the Bartender", and hands him the cash.

Next week, the same guy walks into the same tavern, and sees the same donkey sittin' there. He says to the Bartender, "Why is that donkey still here?". The bartender said, "Whoever can make it cry gets 100 bucks." "okay", the man says. So, he goes into the back room, and ten seconds later, the donkey comes out bawlin' his eyes out. The bartender looks at the man in awe, and says, "Ya gotta tell me how you made this 35 year old, depressed donkey laugh and than cry". The man says, "Okay, I guess I can share my secret. The first time, I told it that my dick was bigger than his. Then, the second time, i proved it".