Jokes

Little Johnny is sitting in a booth at the local ice cream store, dressed up in his cowboy suit with two holstered guns. The waitress walks up and asks him what he wants to order. He answers, "I want a sundae." The waitress asks if he wants whipped cream. Little Johnny simply nods. The waitress then asks if he wants nuts on his sundae. Little Johnny simply nods. Finally, the waitress asks if he wants his nuts crushed.

Little Johnny pulls out the two guns from his holsters and replies, "Do you want your tits blown off!?!?"