Jokes

A guy calls home from work and a strange woman answers the phone. So the guy asks,"who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman.

"We don't have a maid!" responds the man.

To which the maid replies, "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Oh. Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" he inquires.

And so she replied, "Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone whom I just naturally figured was her husband."

He had always suspected his wife was cheating on him, but now he had confirmation. So he says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?" she asks.

The man then states, "I want you to get my gun from the desk in the den and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with."

"$50,000? Really??" asked the maid, incredulously.

"Yes" answered the man.

The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone and asks "What should I do with the bodies?"

"Throw them in the pool" said the man.

"What pool.......?" inquires the maid.

"Uhhh...isn't this 555-4821?"