Jokes

One day a third grade teacher was giving a guessing test to her students. She told them to close their eyes, while she put an item of food in their mouth.

She told Bobby to close his eyes and open his mouth. She put an orange slice in his mouth and said, "tell me what it is." Bobby said an orange slice. She said, "you win."

She told Jane to do the same and she put a Hershey's kiss in her mouth and told her to guess, but she could not.

She said, "I will give you a hint: It is what Mommy gives Daddy each night."

Johnny yell from the back of the room.
"Spit it out, Jane! It's a piece of ass!"