Jokes

A boy is sitting in class one morning when his teacher says to the class, "okay, kids, I'm going to say a letter of the alphabet and you have to respond with a word that begins with that letter."

"A" She says first, then looks around at the raised hands and picks a boy near the back of the class. "Jimmy?" she asks.

"Ass!" shouted the boy.

"Jimmy, one more like that and I won't pick you. Next, B" She looks around and Jimmy is the only one with his hand up. "Jimmy? Keep it clean."

"Bitches!" He yelled trying to get a reaction.

"Jimmy, that's the last time I'll pick you." she responds.

She moves down the alphabet, Jimmy with his hand up each time and the teacher ignoring him entirely. Then she got to 'R,' and Jimmy was the only one with his hand up. So she thought to herself, there's nothing that starts with R that's rude. So she picked him. "Jimmy?" she asks.

"Rats." The boy stood up and said, "Rats with big fucking dicks down to their ankles!"