Jokes

A woman goes to a pet store to buy a parrot and the man at the pet store says, "I got to tell you this parrot was raised in a house of ill repute, so you might hear some bad words."

She said, "That's OK, I'll take him." So she goes home and puts him in a cage.

When the parrot arrives he looks around and says, "New home, new madam."

Later when her two teenage daughters come home the parrot says, "New home, new madam, new prositiutes."

Finally, when her husband comes home the parrot said, "New home, new madam, new prositiutes, same old faces - HI GEORGE!"