Jokes

One day a guy was driving in his car when it broke down.

He saw a house and it was raining so he decided to ask if he could stay for the night.

So he knocked on the door and a grandma came to the door and he asked if he could stay the night.

The Grandma said yes and took him to a room.

This room had clothes hanging down and it scratched and tickled his face, so he ripped them down.

The grandma got mad and made him sleep on the couch.

On the couch a cat really started to bother him so he got so mad he got a shaver and shaved it.

The grandma got really mad and made him sleep in the barn.

This was bad because the old grandma had a donkey that kicked him.

The guy got so mad that he kicked the donkey back.

This time the lady got so mad that she called the Police and said, "police, Police, I need you to arrest this man in my house, he ripped my clothes, shaved my pussy, and kicked my ass!"