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A tour guide was leading a group of tourists through a dinosaur exhibit at the natural history museum.
"Can you tell us how old the dinosaur bones are?" one asks.
"They are 3 million, four years and six months old," the guard says authoritatively.
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so definitely?"
"Well, the bones were 3 million years old when I started working here, and that was 4 1/2 years ago."
"Can you tell us how old the dinosaur bones are?" one asks.
"They are 3 million, four years and six months old," the guard says authoritatively.
"That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know their age so definitely?"
"Well, the bones were 3 million years old when I started working here, and that was 4 1/2 years ago."
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