This Christian man was going hunting one day by himself. While hunting, there was a bear that chased after him. While the man was running from the bear he dropped his gun. Then the man tripped over a huge log and broke his leg. He knew right then and there that he would be this big bear's meal. Then the man thought to himself, I know what I will do, I'll Pray.

So the man uttered a prayer: "Lord, make this bear a Christian bear."

***ZAP*** Lightning struck! And the man just knew that his prayer had been answered. Just then the bear came into view. It calmly walked up to the man and bowed down on his knees.

Then the bear spoke: "Lord, I thank you for this food..."