Jokes

Joe and Marion had been married 50 years and were celebrating with a champagne breakfast.

Joe looks across the table at Marion with a gleam in his eye and says, "Do you remember what we did at our first breakfast after we were married?"

Marion smiles and says, "Well, I think we didn't even put our nightclothes back on after our honeymoon night. If I remember right, we had breakfast together stark naked."

"How about we do that right now?" says Joe, and he takes off his pajamas and Marion slips off her nightgown.

Marion gazes across the table at her husband and says "Ya know, Joe, my nipples get as hot lookin' at you today as they did fifty years ago."

"I ain't surprised", smiles Joe. "You got one in your coffee and one in your oatmeal."