Jokes

Ryan rents an apartment in New York, and goes to the lobby to put his name on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Ryan smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvous that she has nothing underneath.

Poor Ryan breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go, someone's coming..." He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What do you think is my best feature?" The flustered, embarassed Ryan stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out,"Oh, it's got to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at my body! I have incredible breasts and my buns are frim and free of cellulite. Not to mention, my face, no blemishes, no scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?"

Clearing his throat once again, Ryan stammers, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me!"