Jokes

There was once this young guy sitting at a bar, minding his own business when this old man came up to him and said, "I had sex with your mother last night!"

The young man just blew it off and went back to drinking his beer. Then the old man came back and said, "I had sex with your mother last night and it was sweet!"

The young guy just blew it off again. Then the old man came back and said, "I had sex with your mother last night and I'm gonna do it again!"

Then the young man says to the old guy, "O.K. Dad, you're drunk, we gotta go home!"