Jokes

Two old men, Fred & Homer, were sitting in their wheelchairs in the hallway of their nursing home. The nurse walked by and asked Homer what he was doing. "I am flying to Florida," replied Homer.

A little while later the nursed walked by again and asked Homer if he was there yet. He replied that he was almost there.The nurse then left to check on the other patients.

After she finished with the other patients, she walked back down the hallway to find Fred, the other old man, sitting in his chair yankin' it.

"Fred, what on earth are you doing?!" exclaimed the nurse, to which Fred replied, "I'm boinking Homer's wife while he's out of town!"