Jokes

A 30 year old woman named Mary goes into the hospital after being hit by a car. When she is laying on a table in the emergency room, she has a near death experience. "Mary, this is God, it is not your time to die yet so you will wake up shortly and live for another 30 years." After that she was in the emergency room again.

After she was fully recovered she decided to stay in the hospital to have a face lift, liposuction, and boob job. She also changed her hair style and colour, she figured she better make the best of the 30 years she had to live. When she finally gets out of the hospital she gets hit by an ambulance and dies.

"I thought you said I was going to live for another 30 years," she said to God. God then replied, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."