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A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which to marry. As a test he gave each of them one thousand dollars.
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you dear!"
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and a month's supply of beer, saying, " I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000.00 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits, which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand, and four thousand more, to the young man, saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."
The young man was very impressed by all the responses. He thought long and hard, giving the matter his most careful consideration, and finally married the one with the biggest boobs!
The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you dear!"
The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and a month's supply of beer, saying, " I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000.00 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits, which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand, and four thousand more, to the young man, saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."
The young man was very impressed by all the responses. He thought long and hard, giving the matter his most careful consideration, and finally married the one with the biggest boobs!
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