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A guy married a girl, and every time they had sex he couldn't hold himself long enough to make her happy. So he went to the doctor to see what he could do.
"Try some self stimulation before each go," said the doctor. "OK doc," the man said and left for work.
Later that day the guy got a call from his wife. She said that she would be waiting for him naked at the door when he returned home.
He asked himself, "Where can I do this self stimulation before I get home?" On the way home he decided he would pull over, crawl under the back of his truck and pretend like he was fixing the rear axle, and do it there. He closed his eyes and began his therapy.
About five minutes later, he felt a tug on his leg. "Sir, I'm with the police department. What are you doing?"
Without opening his eyes, he said, "I'm fixing my rear axle."
To which the cop retorted, "Well you'd better check your brakes while you're down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
"Try some self stimulation before each go," said the doctor. "OK doc," the man said and left for work.
Later that day the guy got a call from his wife. She said that she would be waiting for him naked at the door when he returned home.
He asked himself, "Where can I do this self stimulation before I get home?" On the way home he decided he would pull over, crawl under the back of his truck and pretend like he was fixing the rear axle, and do it there. He closed his eyes and began his therapy.
About five minutes later, he felt a tug on his leg. "Sir, I'm with the police department. What are you doing?"
Without opening his eyes, he said, "I'm fixing my rear axle."
To which the cop retorted, "Well you'd better check your brakes while you're down there. Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
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