Jokes

One day, a beautiful woman was sitting in a small French cafe when an idiot came up to her and said, "Can I buy you a drink?"

She says, "Sure, but you can't sleep with me"

Disappointed by the answer, the idiot asks, "But why?"
She replies,"Because I'm a lesbian."

Thinking about it for a moment, the idiot ponders, "So what if you have a different religion?"

The lesbian asks,"Don't you know what a lesbian is?"

"No, what is a lesbian?" the idiot answers bluntly.

"Well, see that gorgeous women over there? Well, I want to go over there, ask her out and end up having wonderful sex with her all night long."

Then the idiot drops to the floor and starts sobbing and crying.

The lesbian asks, "What is your problem?"

The idiot replies, "I think I'm a lesbian too!"