A gay man walks into a bar where he notices a good looking man who has a monkey on his shoulder. The gay guy walks over to the man and says with excitement "MY THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPECIAL MONKEY, I JUST LOVE ANIMALS, DOES HE DO ANY TRICKS"?

The straight guy looks at the gay man with an annoyed look on his face and replies, "As a matter of fact he does." He then draws back his fist and punches the monkey in the face, the monkey falls down, hits the floor, runs around the bar, comes back to the bar, pulls down the owner's fly and gives him oral sex, then to top it off, the monkey pours the man a beer when he is finished.

The gay man is now so excited he is dancing in circles giggling and saying, "OH MY HE REALLY IS A SPECIAL MONKEY ISN'T HE?"

The owner then asks the gay man if he would like to give it a try.

The gay man replies, "OH YES......BUT PLEASE DON'T PUNCH ME IN THE FACE VERY HARD".