Jokes

This is supposedly a TRUE story:

On a San Francisco to LA shuttle flight, there was a 45 minute delay and all on-board passengers were "ticked". Without warning, the plane made a stop in Sacramento. A flight attendant informed the passengers of the delay, and invited folks to exit the aircraft if they wished, advising that they should return in 30 minutes.

All exited, except for one man who was blind and traveling with his guide dog, who was resting patiently under his master's seat.

The flight's captain, who knew the blind man, approached him and said, "We're gonna be here for at least 30 minutes, wouldn't you like to leave the plane and stretch your legs?" The man said, "No," but noted that perhaps his dog would want to go for a quick walk. The captain took the dog and led him toward the craft's jetway.

As the pilot (still wearing his Ray Ban sunglasses) exited the jetway with the guide dog, passengers of the flight actually came to a complete standstill and stared in disbelief.

The majority scattered, heading toward the airline ticket counters. Virtually all of them changed planes, and a few even changed airlines, even after being assured by airline employees that the dog did NOT belong to the pilot.