Jokes

This man walks into his psychiatrist's office, and the psychiatrist has an ink blot test prepared for that him day.

The psychiatrist takes out the ink blotted cards, and shows the first one to his patient.

The psychiatrist says, "What do you see in this picture?"

The patient replies without even thinking about it, "I see sex."

The psychiatrist is surprised, and pulls out the next one.

"What do you see in this ink blot, sir?" the psychiatrist asks.

"I see sex." The patient says once again.

Well, the psychiatrist pulls out a dozen cards, and the patient says the same thing for everyone, so the psychiatrist comes to a conclusion and says, "Well, your problem is...you're a pervert"

The patient acts surprised, and says, "I'm the pervert!!? You're the one drawing all the dirty pictures!!"